gentlyorbiting:

i’m the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job’s pretty easy. lot of “legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history” and “demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object”. no citations of course; they don’t pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that’s died down now which is great because i didn’t have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it’s called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

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searching-for-repentance:

spaceviral:

“Your mental illness is all in your head” where did you think it was????? my ass????

Mental illness is stored in the balls

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catchymemes:

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rustpuppy:

How long would it take you to walk from your home to the nearest grocery store?

≤15 minutes

≤30 minutes

≤45 minutes

≤1 hour

≤2 hours

≤3 hours

≤6 hours

≤12 hours

>12 hours

*If you can’t walk that far or the roads to the store aren’t safe to walk just pretend you can and they are for the purposes of this poll.

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mrmogussy:

frog machine

Credit to @ArtFromRachel on Twitter

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fabcreature:

when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw

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candycatstuffs:

candycatstuffs:

So i might need a new drawing tablet

What have I done

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randobambo:

quasi-normalcy:

quasi-normalcy:

Tragedy! You set out to read a negative review of a piece of media you dislike, only to find that the critic is being completely unfair to it and making a bunch of bad, unsupportable arguments.

#yeah. this is actually the worst#because if someone likes something for the wrong reasons and you like it too you can just sort of shrug off their opinion#but if they dislike it in a way that’s unfair it’s actually infuriating because now you’ve been put in the position#of defending this absolute dogshit piece of media - even if only in your own head - against their unreasonable complaints#it’s the exact opposite of catharsis

Me: “Disney live action remakes are soulless cash grabs that deny the original writers and artists the credit they deserve”
Some fucking chud: “Exactly! They never should have started wokeifying all their movies”
Me:

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oleanthe:

god this tickles me

(OP’s tiktok here)

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scootypuffjr:

scootypuffjr:

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ramdomcitizen:

memewhore:

A dad joke and a haïku? What a treat.

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We have such poor access to language learning resources out here! How’s an American ever supposed to not sound like a fool when they travel?

somematcha-deactivated20230115:

gentle reminder: please make sure you’re regularly cleaning your water bottles, thermos, and kettles with antibacterial soap and warm water so you don’t get ill. this includes the inside of the container itself, the straw, lid, the outside and bottom of the container, as well as any crevices. rinse well. stay safe and hydrated, babes. 🪴💧

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hjartasalt:

hjartasalt:

Thinking about 13 Latvias again

I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit

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